Verso:
C                    G
God is a middle aged woman
                F
With planets for earrings
                C               G                  C
And international date lines at the corners of her eyes

and these chords repeat for the verse until...!

Refrão:
    F                         C
But oh God won't you just say hello
F                           C     G
Oh God you can take it real slow

And then after a while we have the bridge and outro:

F C    F       C     F     C       G
Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night
F C    F       C            F     C       G
Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before?

C  G  F
Oh God!