Who's the greatest coach in the NBA?
Who's the smoothest cat to ever call a play?
Three three peats on his resume
What's his name? Phil Jackson and he coaches LA

Who's the greatest player in the NBA?
Nobody's better in the game today
The first KB is the new MJ
What's his name? Kobe Bryant number 8 for LA

The baddest big man that we've ever seen
Meaner than Wilt, George and Kareem
Number 34 but he's not the dream
What's his name? Big Shaq and he plays for our team

Who's the greatest team in history?
This century's first dynasty
If you ask me then I will say
That would be the Lakers and they play in LA