E                              A
        Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
        E                                    A
        And they sure don't look like cowboy boots      
        E                                 A
        And that ain't rock and roll your playin
        F#                                      B
        And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
        
Bridge:
        A                         B                   E
        Your singing a song about making love to your drummer
        A               B                     E
        Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
        A                    B           E
        And we don't all get in to donna summers
        F#                                          B
        Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus:                     A   B        E
        Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur
                                  A     B      E                       
        I should have died out a long.. time.. before
                         A    B    E                      
        Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur
                   F#             B                    E
        Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!

        
Verse 2:
        E                                        A
        Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout
        E                                             A
        We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights
        E                                             A
        Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!
        F#                                     B
        And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Bridge:
                           A               B            E
        And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
                 A            B             E
        And this disco's very strange to my ears
        A                            B               E
        Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship
                    F#                                   B
        And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus: 
        
ending:
                    F#
        Give us our hats 
                  B
        Excuse me maam
                    E
        Where's the door!