A                                                   E
Relationships are in the pits and nothin's goin' right
                                                      A
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site
                                                          D
A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight
                            A                E             A
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight

[Verse 1]
A                                                 E
I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date
                                                 A
But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate
                                                   D
I know that you been dead awhile, I honestly don't mind
                            A                E              A
'Cause you still have that tender smile, you always been so kind

[Pre-Chorus]
E
ayyyy-ayyyy-ayyy-ayyy

[Chorus]
A                               E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand why a
A                        E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
      D               A   E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' man

[Verse 2]
A                                                    E
I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself
                                                        A
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf
                                                    D
And you and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true
                            A          E               A
'Cause baby, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

[Pre-Chorus]
E
ayyyy-ayyyy-ayyy-ayyy


[Chorus]
A                               E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand why a
A                        E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
      D               A   E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' man

[Interlude]
A*                                           A
You know I never made it in a coffin before

[Bridge]
A
Be dead for me, my baby
        E
Be dead for me, my baby
   A               D
Be dead for me, my baby
                E           A
Oh baby, you're breakin' my heart

A                  E
Be dead for me, my baby (BE DEAD BE DEAD)
                   A
Be dead for me, my baby
                   D
Be dead for me, my baby
   A
Oh baby, to death do we start

[Verse 3]
D                                    E               A
Skin it has to fray, and there's pus oozing out your eyes
         D                                  E            A
But that doesn't bother me 'cause you won't ever tell me lies
  D                                     E
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good
      D
But I know you'll never leave me baby
E
Even if you could

[Pre-Chorus]
E
Noooo-noooo-nooo-nooooo

[Chorus]
A                               E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand why a
A                        E
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
      D               A   E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' man

[Outro]
A                               E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy

A*
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy (X2)

A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy (X2)


A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
C#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I'm a corpse grindin' man)
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse, I'm a corpse)
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I'm a corpse grindin' man)
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it wet, I like it slimy)
C#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it grimy)
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it cold, I like it furry)
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it small, and in no hurry)
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
C#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' might purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
F#m                            D
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
(I like it dead, I like it dead)
A*