Bm 

[Verse 1]
Bm
Tired, tired, dog ass tired

Tired down to the bone
           A 
I've did a 40 hour week

At the Quik-E-Mart
                     Bm
And another 35 at home


[Verse 2]
Bm
Dead, dead, the walking dead

Dead right on my feet
           A
I like to put on my pajamas

And go to bed

But no one

In the house would eat


[Chorus 1]
            D
If I go to work
              A
I have to makeup my whole face

And if once a month
Bm
I wanna shoot the whole damn place
     A
Well I just have to deal
                    D
If I bring home the bacon
          A               E
I have to fry it up in a pan
E A Bm
I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
    G
But let's get real
              Bm A
When we get drunk
            D
We do it in heels


[Verse 3]
Bm
Dirty, dirty

My house is so dirty

I've forgotten

What it looked like clean
        A
It's so sad that my husband

Went blind and can't see

The dishes sitting
             Bm
There in the sink


[Verse 4]
Bm
Loving, loving

He'd like a little loving

And I'd like to

Fulfill his dreams
              A
But right now I'm so tired

Him fixing that oven
                     D
Is a sexier thing to me


[Chorus 2]
           
If I go to work
           A
I have to makeup my whole face
        Bm
And if once a month

I wanna shoot the whole damn place
     A
Well I just have to deal
                    D
If I bring home the bacon
          A
I have to fry it up in a pan
        Bm
I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
    G
But let's get real
    D        Bm
When we get drunk
A           D
We do it in heels


[Bridge]
                         A
Yeah, they might be in style

But until you've walked that mile
Bm            
You'll never know how hard it is
                       G
To keep yourself from falling

When you're up there
                     G A
And you're carrying it all and


On the tightrope of my life
    A
The men and the babies

And the 9 to 5
F#m
I might've looked sexy

While I'm juggling
        G
But I'm struggling


[Chorus 3]
D
When we go to work
F#m         A
We have to makeup our whole face
       Bm
And if once a month

We wanna shoot the whole damn place
     A
Well we just have to
                    D
If I bring home the bacon
          A
I have to fry it up in a pan
        Bm
I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
              G
But let's get real
            Bm   
When we get drunk

A
We do it in
Em Bm
5-inch, platform

Louboutins, stilleto pumps
A                     Bm
We do it, we do it in heels