I won't lie you almost had me for a minute
You had something good so why'd you pull me in it

You were talkin' about
What we could become
But then I heard it from someone
That you were together
So I'm gonna tell her

Cause she's everything you don't deserve
Tell me where'd you get the nerve
Should've kept what you had first

Now I'm gonna be best friends
With your girlfriend
Cause you're a dirtbag
And she's perfect

And it's messed up
Was it worth it?
I hope it hurts when
We start hangin' out
And talkin' bout how you told jokes that aren't funny
Now she's so much better off cause she's got me and you got nothing

Gonna be best friends with your girlfriend
Yeah, I'm gonna best friends with your girlfriend

We're gonna talk about how you're so bad at kissing
And it's kinda sad you didn't know what you'd be missing
And on the phone
We'll talk for hours
While you're alone
Such a coward

She could do better
So I'm gonna tell her

Now I'm gonna be best friends
With your girlfriend
Cause you're a dirtbag
And she's perfect

And it's messed up
Was it worth it?
I hope it hurts when
We start hangin' out
And talkin' bout how you told jokes that aren't funny
And now she's so much better off
Cause she's got me and you got nothing

Gonna be best friends with your girlfriend
Yeah, I'm gonna best friends with your girlfriend
Yeah, I'm gonna best friends with your girlfriend
Yeah, I'm gonna best friends with your girlfriend