Dm                                    F       Gm   F
Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped
Dm                                         F  Gm   F
Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip
Dm                                       F     Gm  F
Little toe headed rascal peeing off the porch
Dm                                 F
Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork
Gm   F
Oh lord

[Chorus]
            Dm  F
And that's po-dunk
Gm                   F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
       Dm   F
I said po-dunk
Gm                           F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm                F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm                 F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm     F  Gm   F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!

[Verse 2]
Dm                                     F       Gm  F
Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty
Dm                                     F  Gm F
Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet
Dm                                         F  Gm F
An old mutt in the yard licking on an itch
Dm                                         F
Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch
Gm             F
(Can I get a witness?!)


[Chorus]
            Dm  F
And that's po-dunk
Gm                   F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
       Dm   F
I said po-dunk
Gm                           F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm                F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm                 F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm     F  Gm   F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!

[Bridge]
Po-dunk

[Verse 3]
Dm                        F
Put your adult beverage over your head
          Gm                        F
If you're bat shit crazy and your neck is red
Dm                               F
As the dirt on the road where we all grew up
Gm                             F
Sing something with me if you ain't nothing but...
(You ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but)

[Chorus]
            Dm  F
And that's po-dunk
Gm                   F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
       Dm   F
I said po-dunk
Gm                           F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm                F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm                 F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm     F  Gm   F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!