G A

[Verse]
D           F#          B     G
It wouldn't happen in another world
D              F#            B     G
It couldn't've happened to a nicer planet
D           F#            B     G
It would've happened in another world
 G                    A
So don't pretend to care
  A
When you don't care

[Instrumental]
D F# B G x3
G A

[Chorus]
D   Dsus2    Bm
Ten years asleep
        A              G
In the queue for the late night bus
      A
With all of us
D   Dsus2    Bm
Breakfast television
        A         G
Is the biggest decision I've made
         A
In the last decade

[Verse]
D           F#          B     G
It wouldn't happen in another world
D              F#            B     G
It couldn't've happened to a nicer planet
D           F#            B     G
It would've happened in another world
 G                    A
So don't pretend to care
  A
When you don't care

[Chorus]
D   Dsus2    Bm
Ten years asleep
        A      G
It'll soon be far too late
        A
To call 0898
D   Dsus2    Bm
Ten years asleep
        A       G
Every mind is a UXB
    A
So don't pretend that...

[Verse]
D           F#          B     G
It wouldn't happen in another world
D              F#            B     G
It couldn't've happened to a nicer planet
D           F#            B     G
It would've happened in another world
 G                    A
So don't pretend to care
  A
When you don't care

[Solo]
D D G A A x2

[Chorus]
D Dsus2  Bm        A        G
All the punks are pushing thirty years
     A
And are hardly feared
D  Dsus2      Bm
All the young dudes
         A         G
Work for all the old brutes
    A
In expensive suits
D   Dsus2    Bm
Ten years asleep
              A        G
'cause your grave is empty
      A
But already dug
D   Dsus2    Bm          A
Ten years of spreading knees
    G
Instead of news
     A
So don't complain that...

[Verse]
D           F#          B     G
It wouldn't happen in another world
D              F#            B     G
It couldn't've happened to a nicer planet
D           F#            B     G
It would've happened in another world
 G                    A
So don't pretend to care
  A
When you don't care

[Outro]
D     F#    B
G
There, there, there
D     F#     B
G
There, there, there
D     F#     B
G
There, there, there
G A
Oooh...