Bm   F#m   Bm   F#m
D    A   G   A
(x2)

[Verse 1]
Bm     F#m         Bm          F#m
I left town on the six o'clock train
D             A             G               A
Seeing my reflections as it washed down the drain
Bm         F#m          Bm            F#m
My life in ruins and my hair was in a mess
D          A              G         A
The Sunday papers but I'd just lost interest
Bm            F#m  Bm     F#m
Now there's a pain when I walk
D                 A           G                    A
But it doesn't compare to the pain when we used to talk
Bm        F#m     Bm
We made a trade
            F#m
of love and wit
D             A           G       A
Our favourite songs and a few narcotics

[Chorus]
D     A           Bm
Wrong time, wrong place
        G        A
But the best way possible
D      A      Bm
In one hour I aged
           G    A        Bm
But in the best possible taste

[Interlude]
Bm   F#m   Bm   F#m
D   A   G   A

[Verse 2]
Bm                 F#m    Bm
I didn't touch the ground
      F#m
or my food
D                      A      G            A
It's the least I could do for someone like you
Bm         F#m              Bm   F#m
Was it the first time you'd ever kissed
D       A                   G        A
Without thinking 'bout your shopping list?
Bm       F#m       Bm        F#m
You were first for what it's worth
         D               A            G
That was preferable to a funeral but
     A
Only just
Bm              F#m      Bm            F#m
When you saw me wave goodbye this afternoon
D        A        G
I wasn't waving.
      A
I was drowning

[Chorus]
D     A           Bm
Wrong time, wrong place
        G        A
But the best way possible
D      A      Bm
In one hour I aged
           G    A        Bm
But in the best possible taste

[Interlude]
Bm   F#m   Bm   F#m
D   A   G   A
(x2)

[Chorus]
D     A           Bm
Wrong time, wrong place
        G        A
But the best way possible
D      A      Bm
In one hour I aged
           G    A        Bm
But in the best possible taste

[Interlude]
Bm   F#m   Bm   F#m
D   A   G   A
(x4)

[Outro]
Bm   F#m   Bm   F#m
D   A
           G    A        Bm
But in the best possible taste
Bm   F#m  Bm   F#m
Bm