Tell me, tell me that
Tell me, tell me that
Tell me, tell me that
Can I look into your eyes ?
Can't ya hear me say ?

Tell me, tell me that
Can I dance between your thighs
Can't ya hear me say ?

Oh oh oh oh,
Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh,
Tell me yeah yeah yeah

Tell me, tell me that
Tell me, tell me that
Tell me, tell me that
Can I twist and pull your hair ?
Can't ya hear me say ?

Tell me, tell me that
Can I carry you upstairs ?
Can't ya hear me say ?

I know I ain't a Romeo
I know you got no place to go
I need your love
I want my share

Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no
Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah

Oh oh oh oh,
Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh,
Tell me yeah yeah yeah

sssssshhhhhh......

(imitating Elmer Fudd)
Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet...
It's woman season
I'm woman huntin
hahahahahahahaha

Every time I go woman huntin
It always seems to blow up in my face

See, I don't always get the things I want
But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding,
beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac
would be nice every now and then !

Hey, I'm a nice guy
I bathe
Sure I got blue balls, so what
Doesn't make me a bad person
Oh you know this ?

One example,
The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve
Well she came back last night and she said
"I don't have to go home tonight"
I said "alright"

So once again,
I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin
And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle,
Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels