So we were in Amsterdam
And we were staying at this guy Toss's house good friend of ours
Uhh its kinda in the middle of the city
We were just finished with our second European tour
And everything was going pretty good
Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Toss's
And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, you know?
And i guess she had a lot of money or something
Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and getting him lots of stuff
And loading him with money, you know?
He was constantly going to the coffee shop
Always getting the best herb and the best hash, you know?
He was in good shape
She was really good looking, she was really cool i,
I don't think he'd ever met her before but she had, you know,
Other boyfriends i suppose

So i'm sitting on the couch, you know,
In Toss's apartment and im reading, you know, maximum rock and roll or flip side
One of those punk things and i heard Skeeter come in and he came in
And he had all these really nice clothes on she bought him all this stuff
She like bought him cologne he was really really smelling good, you know
He looked good too you know he came in and put his herb on the table and,
Whatever i'm just reading my little punk magazine not really paying attention
And then he says, uh, he says hey "Dave"
And i look up and he's standing there
With his dick in his hand and he's kinda got it like lifted up
So he's looking at the head of his dick he kinda pointed it at me
I didn't know what to think he said does that look like pus to you
I said no i think its lint