If I hear a bleach blonde love song
I'm gonna snap somebody's neck
If I see a love drunk beach bum
I'm gonna crack somebody's head

Yeah, when I get bored
I do the dishes
I liked myself more
When I was a dipshit

When I was in love
When I was in love
Oh, I was such a dipshit
When I was in love

Your window said: Just married
So I keyed your car
I want a kneecap Cupid
With my dad's crowbar

I'm a distant friend, retired lover
A romantic undercover
I get lonely and I miss it
Being happily a dipshit

When I was in love
When I was in love
Oh, I was such a dipshit
When I was in love

When I was in love
When I was in love
Oh, I was such a dipshit
When I was in love

When I was in love