I met you where the walls were velvet.
Slingin chili in a corset.
Makin love to every face that walked into the room.
It was never my intention to put your service on suspension.
But I wanted what was flaunted by no matter whom.

Oooh, oh no.
Here I go again Im crazy.
Oooh, oh no.

Lets not talk about religion or about no evolution.
Lets not talk about the big bang.
Or about no air pollution.
I dont care about your habbits,
If all that Ive heard is true.
I dont wanna talk until were through.

Youre kinda like a cartoon mirror.
Talking to me makes me shiver.
Water beadin down your side onto the hardwood floor
I have to scold my dog because he licks it off the floor,
Before I even get a chance to taste a little for myself.

My heads spinnin from the liquor,
That you bought from the bartender.
So excuse me if my center focus is just a little warped.
But youve got my full attention,
And Ive got the best intentions.
If youll only keep the deep stuff lyin on the floor.