[Cady]
Janis, I can’t spend every second with you
It’s not my fault that you’re like in love with me or something

[Damian]
Oh, no, she didn’t

[Janis]
See? That is the thing with you plastics
You think that everyone is in love with you when actually everyone hates you

[Cady]
You made me like this it was your idea for me to pretend to be plastic

[Janis]
No that’s
Buddy, it’s not pretend
You’re as plastic as they come
You think your shit don't stink
You think the rest of us are dumb

I hate Regina’s guts
But here’s what you can’t comprehend
At least she has the guts to not pretend
To be my friend
Here have it, it won a prize

[Cady]
Janis, I

[Janis]
No, it’s fine
Really fine
We’ll be fine

[Damian]
And I want my pink shirt