Well, I met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light
I said: A-where ya goin'? He said: I don't really know, and I said: Brother, I've been there twice
Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said: We gonna get along fine
The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night

Well, I woulda pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder, but I seen he had a pistol on his hip
He said: No turnin' back, we got coppers on our ass, and I'm gonna get away with this shit
Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd done
All I could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cause Arma-damma-dillo had a gun
Don't try and call my bluff
Honey, you can't make this shit up
Three, four

Met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light
I said: A-where ya goin'? He said: I don't really know, and I said: Brother, I've been there twice
Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said: We gonna get along fine
The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night
An armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night

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