A

[Verse 1]
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Fat cats holding nothing back
A
I’m on the fast track to a heart attack
D
Losing my fucking mind
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Trying to keep up with the times
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Broke as hell, they won’t let me forget
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I’m facing 20 more years of student debt
D
Thank god I got that degree
A
Ain’t doing dick for me

[Chorus 1]
E
All I wanted was a bed of roses
D
My sorry ass got thorns
N.C.                A
Keeping up with the Joneses


[Verse 2]
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You got problems with your second house
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Well I got problems with my bank account
D
You’re trying to renovate
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I need a sixth roommate

[Chorus 2]
E
I ain’t bitching and moaning
D
I’m just falling behind
N.C.                 A
Keeping up with the Joneses

[Verse 3]
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I made my cellphone and car payment
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Then I went and spent all my food budget
D
On a new tattoo
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But dammit, it looks cool

[Chorus 3]
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My grandma’s friends are staring down their noses
D
But we all have our own way
A
Of keeping up with the Joneses

E
Ain’t that the way life goes, yeah
D
‘Til the day we die
A
We’re keeping up with the Joneses