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I got a gal and her name is Judy
She's the ugliest gal in town
Her hair is crazy, her eyes are hazy
Dripping wet she don't weigh 90 pounds, well

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I got a gal and her name is Sally
Meanest gal this side of New Orleans
She sits dipping snuff and drinking whiskey and
Starts a hurricane when she sneezes

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I got a gal and her name is Maggie
She's the sweetest and the best too
In the evening when I'm feeling lonely
I hear them often saying "She loves you"

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Now Judy does my cooking, Sally does the sewing
Both together keep my shanty clean
But they neither one got a thing on Maggie
When it comes to loving, boys, she's the queen, well

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