Em     022000
G      320003
A5     577xxx   - these are powerchords from here down i only put the
G#5    466xxx     "."s in to show when a string changes
G5     355xxx
F#5    244xxx
E5     10.12.12xxx
D#5    9.11.11xxx
D5     8.10.10xxx
C#5    799xxx


[Verse 1]

Am (x2)                 Am (x2)
Stop stalling, make a name for yourself.
        Am (x2)                         Am (x2)
Boy you better put that pen to paper, charm your way out.
       F (x2)                             F (x2)
If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up
     F (x2)                                  F (x2)
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun

Dm

Am (x2)               Am (x2)
Start talking "a sensationalist"
         Am (x2)                    Am (x2)
Oh he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
       F
If you talk you better walk you better keep your mouth shut

With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun

Em (Strum once then build)
(Panic!: meet the press)
     Dm
It's time for us to take a chance
     Dm
It's time for us to take a chance
Em (strum once then build)
(Panic!: meet the press)
Dm
It's time for us to take a chance
Dm
It's time for us...


[Chorus]

                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
         C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote
                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
         C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote

Dm G


[Verse 2]

Am (strum once and let ring)
I'm burning and I'm blacking my lungs
Boy you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue
       F (x2)                            F (x2)
If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up
     F (x2)                                  F (x2)
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun

Dm

Am
Start talking "a sensationalist"
Oh he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
F
Well keep quiet let us sing like the doves
                                                      Em (strum once and let ring)
Then decide if it's done with purpose or lack thereof.


[Pre-Chorus]

A5           G#5
Just for the record,
            G5                     F#5
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A5
A. Indifference or
G#5               G5               F#5
B. Disinterest in what the critics say

Dm
It's time for us to take a chance It's time for us...


[Chorus]

                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
        C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote
                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
        C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote


[Interlude]

F Am
F Am
F Am
F Am

Dm                          F          Am
lalalalalalalala, lalalalala, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh    |
Dm                          F          Am             |--->strum these once
lalalalalalalala, lalalalala, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh    |


[Pre-Chorus]

A5           G#5
Just for the record,
            G5                     F#5
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A5
A. Indifference or
G#5               G5               F#5
B. Disinterest in what the critics say


[Chorus]

                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
        C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote
                Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
        C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote


[Pre-Chorus/Outro]

E5           D#5
Just for the record,
            D5                  C#5
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
E5
A. Indifference or
D#5               D5               C#5 (strum once and let ring)
B. Disinterest in what the critics say