Enough to make you scream
Enough to make you laugh, yeah
Don't know if I'm whole or if I'm half
Look in the mirror, you tell me who I see
Don't know what I'm supposed to be

I need a doctor, I need him bad
I need a doctor, the best you ever had
I need a doctor before it gets much worse
Forget the doctor, now find me a nurse

Take that thermometer, stick it down my throat
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Keep an eye out for the white coats
I'm goin' in circles inside this padded cell
Tell you a secret if you don't tell

I need a doctor, I need him bad
I need a doctor, the best you ever had
I need a doctor before it gets much worse
Forget the doctor, now find me a nurse

(Can't stand the pain)
I can't face another night without you
(Can't stand the pain)

(Emergency, emergency)
[?]

Dial 911, the white truck's on its way
You can rent my room, I intend to stay
I need a break, they tell me I'm too tense
Just lock the gate and build a fence

I need a doctor, I need him bad
I need a doctor, the best you ever had
I need a doctor, I got the curse
Forget the doctor, no, get me a nurse

(Can't stand the pain)
I can't face another night without you
(Can't stand the pain)

I need a doctor, I need him bad
I need a doctor, the best you ever had
I need a doctor before it gets much worse
Forget the doctor, now get me a nurse

I need a doctor, I need him bad
I need a doctor, the best you ever had
I need a doctor, no, don't call a hearse
Forget the doctor, find me a nurse