SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF                      (From the 1997 Album THE BROWN ALBUM)Words by Les ClaypoolMusic by Les Claypool, Larry Londale & 'Herb'Gtr I (D A D G B E) - 'Untitled'Gtr II (E A D G B E) - 'Untitled'  Q=95 4/4  Gtr I  Wx2|--------||--------||--------||--------||--------||--------|   Guitar Joins    E5 G5   D5E5    D5  E5        D5G5 D5E5    D5   4/4    Gtr I    PM      PM----|                    PM----|              |-3-|                      |-3-|    Q  E S. T S S S E S e S   S E S e. T S S S E E.. 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T S S S E S e S   S E S e. T S S S E E.. S|------------------------|--------------------------*||------------------------|--------------------------*||------------------------|--------------------------*||------------------------|--------------------------*||-2--5---0-2-2-2-0---2-2-|---2-0-5--0-2-2-2-0-------*||-2--5---0-2-2-2-0---2-2-|---2-0-5--0-2-2-2-0-------*|Duration Legend---------------+ - note tied to previous; . - note dotted; .. - note double dottedUncapitalized letters represent notes that are staccato (1/2 duration)Irregular groupings are notated above the duration lineDuration letters will always appear directly above the note/fret number it represents theduration for.  Duration letters with no fret number below them represent rests.  Multi-bar rests are notated in the form Wxn, where n is the number of bars to rest for.  Lowmelody durations appear below the staffTablature Legend---------------- h   - hammer-on p   - pull-off b   - bend pb  - pre-bend r   - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately) /\  - slide into or out of (from/to "nowhere") s   - legato slide S   - shift sliden(n) - tapped harmonic ~   - vibrato tr  - trill T   - tap TP  - trem. picking PM  - palm muting\n/  - tremolo bar dip; n = amount to dip \n  - tremolo bar down n/  - tremolo bar up/n\  - tremolo bar inverted dip =   - hold bend; also acts as connecting device for hammers/pulls   - volume swell (louder/softer)Misc Legend----------- |  - bar||o - repeat starto|| - repeat end :  - bar (freetime) &  - Coda