(intro piano 4x) Bb F G G

Bb                F
Bringing home the bacon,
G
tender juicy steaks
Bb                F
Breast-fed baby dumpling
G
gobbling up the cakes

( Fm Cm D  Ebm Em )
( Am Em Am Em ) (2x)

(solo on 4x) Bb F G G 

Bb        Bb  C Bb F      F Bb  F
     Milk-fed baby dumpling,
G         G C G   G        G C G
     slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Bb         Bb C Bb  F            F     Bb F
     Wet-nursed   sour purse spot face,
G          G  C G           G C  G
     blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts

(outro) G Bb G