[Primeira Parte]

A                        
  Her green plastic 
     A4      D7M(9)/F#
Watering can
                         E    D9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D9    
In the fake plastic earth
 
A                            
  That she bought 
           A4     D7M(9)/F#
From a rubber man
                      E    D9
In a town full of rubber plans
        A        D9  D9/C#
To get rid of itself

[Refrão 1]

             Bm7(11)
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out
             Bm7(11)
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out

[Segunda Parte]


                     A4     D7M(9)/F#
She lives with a broken man
                  E    D9
A cracked polystyrene man
           A           D9
Who just crumbles and burns

A                   A4  D7M(9)/F#
  He used to do surgery
                 E        D9
For girls in the eighties
      A        D9
But gravity always wins

[Refrão 2]

    D9/C#        Bm7(11)
And it wears him out
             A
It wears him out
             Bm7(11)
It wears him out
    A
It wears

[Terceira Parte]

                    A4        D7M(9)/F#
She looks like the real thing
                      E    D9
She tastes like the real thing
          A      D9
My fake plastic love

A                        A4    D7M(9)/F#
  But I can't help the feeling
                             E   D9
I could blow through the ceiling
      A             D9
If I just turn and run

[Refrão 2]

        D9/C#   Bm7(11)
And it wears me out
            A
It wears me out
            Bm7(11)
It wears me out
            A
It wears me out

[Final]

                Bm7(11)
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm7(11)       A
All the time, all the time

( Bm7(11)  A  Bm7(11)  A )