D G/B G G
D G/B G G


[Rhett & Link:]
D         G/B           G
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song
D              G/B          G
Now that we've been on this journey so long
D             G/B         G
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away
    D              G/B            G
Has really made me think I've got something to say


Ooooh

[Lee:]
  G         D
   Hey baby
                                    G/B
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too
                               G
   Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue
  D                              G/B                     G
   Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort


[All:]
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away
    D           G/B              G
I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath
D            G/B                G
Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath


       A
But if bubbles were bullets,
   G
If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you