[The Mother]
I fear there's something’s wrong with you, son
And it’s not just me, it is everyone
We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors
Since the kitchen Bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours!

I've found your crusty socks and tissues
It breaks my heart to know you've cried!
Your mother respects your privacy
But what on earth is this hen tie?

[The Son]
Why!? Oh, why!?
Mom don’t look me in the eyes!
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
My screen goes white!
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
Well I'll choose death!
Yeah, I'll choose
Death!

Mom!?
Get out!!!