Intro : D  E G D

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When I woke up this morning
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Much to my surprise

The sun was going down
                   D
And I was still alive

I looked into the mirror
                      A
And according to my eyes

The Martians have invaded
       D
It's hopeless

D   E G D

D
I went to see my doctor
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To ask him what to do

Depending on the

Diagnosis

D
I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double
                    A
And how are both of you?"

No cause for alarm
        D
It's hopeless
G
You don't stand a chance
      D
It's hopeless
A                D
Everybody dance

D
Well, there's paradise and doomsday
                           A
It depends on which comes first

There's inner peace
             D
Through meditation
D
There's optimists and pessimists
                      A
I don't know which is worse

But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
      D
It's hopeless

G
The solution has been dissolved
D
The crisis has been resolved
A
There's no need to change your plans
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It's a hopeless situation

G
For tomorrow is another day
D
And everything will be okay
A
And by the way
     D
It's hopeless, hopeless