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[Verse 1]
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Hey God I'll trade you Donald Trump for Leonard Cohen.
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C'mon God you know which way the wind's a blowin.
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The climate is so hot and then it starts a snowin. 
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Whaddya say God Donald Trump for Leonard Cohen

[Verse 2]
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Hey God I'll trade you Donald Trump for Muhammad Ali
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C'mon God you don't need glasses I mean you can really see
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They're locking up the poor folks, don't want 'em to be free 
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Whaddya say God- Donald Trump for Cassius Clay

[Bridge]
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I don't know what happened, were the people smokin coke?
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Is this some kinda crazy elaborate joke?
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There's people that are sick and their noses are a runny
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but If this is a joke I don't think it's really funny

[Verse 3]
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Hey god I'll Trade you Donald Trump for Carrie Fisher
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C'mon God YOU know the planet's in the pisser.
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We don't need some swindler, a pussy grabber and a kisser
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Whaddya say God Donald Trump for Princess Leia.

[Verse 4]
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Hey god I'll trade you Donald Trump for David Bowie.
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C'mon God you know the Russian nukes are gettin glowy.
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The heat's a comin down, when it should be nice and snowy.
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Whaddya say god? Donald Trump for Ziggy Stardust.

[verse 5]
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Hey God I'll trade you Donald Trump for Harper Lee.
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I'll even throw in a mockingbird, set my people free.
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The banks are gettin fat and they're full on lots of greed
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Whaddya say God? Donald Trump for Harper Lee!

[Bridge]
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I don't know what happened were the people reading fake news?
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Did they ignore the alarm and did everyone hit snooze?
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There's people that need healthcare, that are sleeping on the streets.
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While Donald's in his golden tower wrapped in satin sheets.

[Verse 6]
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Hey God I'll trade you Donald Trump for Prince.
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When I see Cheeto Jesus man, it makes want to wince.
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The planet hasn't been the same at all ever since. 
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Whaddya say God? Orange face for purple rain.

[Verse 7]
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Hey god! I'll trade you Donald Trump for Leonard Cohen.
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C'mon God you can do anything after all you are all knowin'.
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When Donald opens up his mouth, the hellish winds start blowin.
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Whaddya say God Donald Trump for Woody Guthrie.