You were at the automatic door
Letting all the heat out of the store
You hadn't got a clue who you were greeting for

So you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America

Everyone in leather uniforms
So we can tell the cool from merely warm
And keep you all identical from the day that you were born

'Til you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America

We let the Nazis off the hook
Because of Marx's famous book
You told me you were Gay and Proud
And disappeared into the crowd

So you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
A man for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America

God save our noble Queen
Sweet man of liberty
Of thee I sing