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When I was talking on the phone to Julia Hampting
I turned a Don Juan to realize her dreams
Julia had a dream so crazy and confused
I wanna be a Barbie with bigger new boobs
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I don't think so, you'd rather a new brain
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I went to a toy store searching for a doll
With nice body, with nice visual
But I couldn't find 2 bigs boobs
What Julia needed was a new book
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I don't think so what Julia said
She said:

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Yayayayaya, I wanna a credit card

Yayayayaya, to buy a lot of

Yayayayaya, I cannot stop
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Yayayayaya, Julia needed a new brain
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Julia bought new boobs and she has a new hair
But now I know she needs a new head
Won a lot of contests, she bought all her dreams
I was her love but now I'm her butler
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I don't think so, I hate Julia Hampting
She said:
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Yayayayaya, I wanna a credit card

Yayayayaya, to buy a lot of

Yayayayaya, I cannot stop
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Yayayayaya, Julia needed a new brain
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Turn out the phone, take with me
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I love this story, Julia Hampting