We want you bad
And one day we’ll get you
It’s only a matter of time ‘til we make you ours
And we’ll wait here
As long as we have to
Sooner or later you’ll show up here
Eventually, we’ll all have big beards

Oh yeah, we’re all growing a beard
A man’s face should never be bare
We just want some facial hair
We’re anticipating, yeah everyone’s waiting for beards
And when we have beards,
People will like us
They’ll come up to us and say “hey, that’s a nice beard”
And we’ll get girls
And social status
And money and cars and a mansion or two
And it will all be thanks to the beards that we grew

Oh yeah, we’re all growing a beard
A man’s face should never be bare,
We just want some facial hair
We’re anticipating, yeah everyone’s waiting for beards
Waiting for beards yeah
Oh yeah

You know we’re waiting for beards,
Waiting for beards,
Waiting and waiting and waiting for beards.
Waiting for beards,
Waiting for beards,
Waiting and waiting and waiting for beards.
Growing a beard,
Growing a beard,
Growing and growing and growing a beard
Growing a beard,
Growing a beard,
Growing and growing and growing a beard
Oh yeah, we’re all growing a beard
A man’s face should never be bare,
We just want some facial hair
We’re all done with shaving, yeah everyone’s waiting for beards
Beards…