Baby, are you hungry?
Well, I've got some chocolate right here
It's thick and rich, it'll scratch your itch
But let me make it perfectly clear
You can't have none
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want some
You can't touch it
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want it
And if you can't understand
Well, that's what it's like to be a man

Baby, are you thirsty?
Well, I've got some soda right here
It's bubbly and brown, it'll cool you down
But let me make it perfectly clear
You can't have none
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want some
You can't touch it
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want it
And if you can't understand
Well, that's what it's like to be a man

If a man's just a man, well that's all that I am
And girl, you're keeping me on the run
When you bump and grind, I just lose my mind
But then you say it's only in fun

Baby, are you tired?
Well, I've got a mattress right here
It's comfy and soft, you can drift right off
But let me make it perfectly clear
You can't have none
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want some
You can't touch it
And you're bad, bad, bad, 'cause you want it
And if you can't understand
Well, that's what it's like to be a man