Gm
Gm
Gm
Gm

Gm
I never wear a fucking rubber
Gm
And I never will!
Gm
I won't let the bitch use a diaphragm
      Gm
Or a birth control pill!

[Chorus]
       Cm        Bb Gm
'Cause I'm not a coward
Cm       Bb Gm
I've got balls
       Cm
If the bitch gets pregnant
                                Bb Dm
I'll shove her down a flight of stairs
N.C.             Gm
I put my dick in bare!

(lead break)
Gm

Gm
I'm not afraid of pregnancy
Gm
I'm not afraid of an STD
    Gm
And I don't care if I get AIDS
         Gm
I've got nothing to live for anyway

[Chorus]
    Cm        Bb Gm
And I'm not a coward
Cm        Bb Gm
I'm not a faggot
   Cm
If I get AIDS
                     Bb Dm
I just don't fucking care!
N.C.             Gm
I put my dick in bare!

(lead break)
Gm

Gm
I never wrap my dick in latex
        Gm
Because I don't believe in safe sex
   Gm
My only method of birth control
      Gm
Is to stick my dick up a chick's asshole

[Chorus]
       Cm        Bb Gm
'Cause I'm not a pussy
Cm        Bb Gm
I'm not a faggot
Cm                                 Bb Dm
I'll fuck pussy most guys wouldn't dare
Cm                                           Bb Dm
I don't care if she's got crabs in her pussy hair
Cm                          Bb Dm
Any time I stick my dick in there
                 Gm
I put my dick in bare!

[Outro]
Gm
Gm
Put it in bare...