A                                  D
I've seen him flop this show before
F#m                                G
Thinking there's a quick fix for a bachelor's lonely score
A                               D
Relax, it's not conscript to war
F#m                                G
You're so desperate you should wear those flashing devil horns

A                         D
Just cause she came here alone
F#m                            G
Doesn't mean sheâs not got the baggage of a long haul flight
A                            D
Just cause you're dancing slow
F#m                             G
Doesn't mean you're not hanging by a thread of spit tonight

[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered

[Chorus]
A                                       D
Well done, you jumped in the shallow end
F#m                   G
When your blood rises up sheâll chuck you in again
A                                                 D
Itâs holiday time, sheâs home with mum and friends
F#m                                  G
But youâre three months in you canât shake those jealous breaking ends

A                                       D
That paranoid pulse that beats your head
F#m                          G
Well you know that there's a reason why it beats there
A                                         D
Though she says she loves you on the phone
F#m                           G
You know she's fucking like a vampire in her parents' home

[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered

[Verse]
A                             D
Just cause she came here alone
F#m                            G
Doesn't mean sheâs not got the baggage of a long haul flight
A                                  D
It seems you learn your lesson slow
F#m                                    G
And that's how you get knocked out without knowing that you're in a fight

[Chorus]
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered
A
This is not an IOU
D
This is not an IOU
F#m                       G
Don't let her invoice for services rendered