Intro: F Bb C Bb A G C

Verse:
F                Bb           C               Bb   A   G    C   F
Don't bother to call this room theres nobody here who can pick up
F                          Bb                 C                     Bb  A  
Or has stuff they need to talk about and who won't be now checking out and 
G   F
flying

Chorus: 
C      Bb     F   C
By rocket to the moon
                     F
By airplane to the rocket
                 Bb
By taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
By frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs

Verse 2:

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse but you see there's
nothing wrong with me
You think. That's what you think. That's what they all say before
I blow you away

Chorus: 
C      Bb     F   C
By rocket to the moon
                     F
By airplane to the rocket
                 Bb
By taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
By frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs

Bridge:
D         G        Bb        C
Soon the man who sweeps the room 
D            G     Bb C
brings the secret telegram.
Eb         Bb       Eb     Bb         C 
"Commence official interplanetary  exploration"

Instrumental
D G Bb C
D G Bb C C

Verse 3:

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse but you see
there's nothing wrong with me
You think. That's what you think. That's what they all say before
I blow you away


Chorus: 
C      Bb     F   C
By rocket to the moon
                     F
By airplane to the rocket
                 Bb
By taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
By frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs

Chorus: 
C      Bb     F   C
By rocket to the moon
               F
Crawl to the rocket
                      Bb 
By coughing at the airport
                   C Bb
By limping to the taxi
       C     Bb         A      G       F         C       F
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the withered legs