She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's goddamn ordinary
And when she speaks it sounds like someone is flushing a toilet
When she smiles she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke she's here to make us all miserable

She feeds on all things sick and evil
She sucks all hope out of decent people
She's a sick and sad old someone
She really needs to go

She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's goddamn ordinary
And she speaks it sounds like someone is flushing a toilet
When she smiles she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke she's here to make us all miserable

When she was young what was she like?
Was she pretty and fun and full of life?
I just don't know
I just can't tell
She's the embodiment of all things gone to hell

The way she thinks is all medieval
She breaks the hearts of all good people
She's the kind of person that you don't want to know
She's a sick and sad old someone
She really needs to go

She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's goddamn ordinary
And she speaks it sounds like someone is flushing a toilet
When she smiles she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke she's here to make us all miserable

When she was young what was she like?
Was she pretty and fun and full of life?
I just don't know
I just can't tell
She's the embodiment of all things gone to hell