The colour scheme for the day is black, red, black
The drug of course will be, the kilowatt
The trend, today is to say the adjective fun a lot

Studd star you have received two nominations, face of the year and best hair
Prepare a speech for your photo opportunity your agent Tim Pursent will be there

Everyone who ever has or ever will be anyone will be there
Never in the history of entertainment will there be an affair, quite like it
The event of the century, the quintessential social adventure
We cannot afford to miss this night of bliss
The 31st annual face awards presentation ceremony live via satellite in colour in the marvellous glamorama
Everyone will be there

A nomination (a nomination)
A nomination for a face award (a face award)
Let's plugin
Does this mean that I'll be on the air
You already were, last night what a sight you were (I was?)
You were, you played with my laser, you thought it was a razor, I'm positive that's what caused such a scene
We could get on the air, my music box on the air, where? Who? What does this mean?

Everyone who ever has or ever will be anyone will be there
A sophisticated effervescent charismatic incandescent debonair
The event of the century, the quintessential social adventure
We cannot afford to let you miss your debut
The 31st annual face awards presentation ceremony live via satellite in colour from the marvellous glamorama
Everyone will be there

Everyone who ever has or ever will be anyone will be there
Never in the history of entertainment will there be an affair, quite like it
The event of the century, the quintessential social adventure
We cannot afford to miss this night of bliss
The 31st annual face awards presentation ceremony live via satellite in colour its an 18-hour function with commercial interruption from the marvellous, glorious slam-bang glamorama
Everyone whos anyone knows
Everyone whos anyone knows
Everyone whos anyone knows
Everyone whos anyone knows
Everyone whos anyone knows
Everyone will be there