Something 'bout Christmas makes me get horny
Once it hits 30 degrees I get bored
At my parent's house
Pull out a yearbook
And see who's down

To hook up in my childhood room with
Justin Bieber staring at you
While I give you head
Under the stars
On my twin size bed
(The ones that glow in the dark)

It's fucking cold outside
And you been on my mind
So you should come over

For a not so silent night!
Woah, woah, woah
A not so silent night!
Woah, woah, woah

Since we met
I knew you'd be top of my naughty list
And I could be the girl
To make it better with a kiss
You could slide down my chimney
Forget Santa I want you on me
Comе and get your cookies
Sip my milk and you'll see

Jingle bеlls
All is well
When you have
Sex on Christmas Eve

Yeah, it's a not so silent night!
Woah, woah, woah
A not so silent night!
Woah, woah, woah

A not so silent night
(A not so silent night, a not so silent night, a not so silent night)
A not so silent night
(A not so silent night, a not so silent night, a not so silent night)

Not so silent night
Unholy night
You inside of me
While my parents sleep
While they're sleeping
We're gonna fuck all night