G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D/C                            G/B          C/E C
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
D/C                             G/B      C/E C
To spell the word it's fine with me, with me

C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 Am
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C                   D               G
Through the pain I always tell the truth

G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D/C                    G/B       C/E    C
I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did
G
I met the highest lama
D/C                      G/B     C/E  C
His accent sounded fine, to me, to me

C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Solo 4x: G  D/C  G/B  C/E  C

C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G                       Am
Show your paintings at the United Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth