G
My name ain?t up in lights
          C             G
But I?m a hero in this bar
G
And I play four big shows a night
     D
Just me and my guitar
        G
I don?t make a lot of money
            C             A
And I don?t have a lot of gear
        G
I don?t sell a lot of records
      D                  G
But I sure sell a lot of beer

[Verse]
G
If you wanna hear Bob Dillon
          C              G
I?ll play like a Rollin? Stone
G
If you wanna hear Bob Wills
          D
I?ll sing Rose In San Antone
     G
I?ll even play Happy Birthday
          C              A
If that?s what you wanna hear
              G
Cause I don?t sell a lot of records
       D                  G
 But I sure sell a lot of beer

[Chorus]
           C                                            G
So it?s hey hey what?s your favorite song?
C                                     D
Hey hey everybody sing along
                 G
We?re just one big red neck family
           C                            A
Aw, at least while we?re in here
                      G
Cause I don?t sell a lot of records
         D                        G
But I sure sell a lot of beer

[Verse]
G
I wake every Sunday morning?
    C                      G
So I can go to church and pray
G
But after some of my Saturday nights
            D
Things just don?t turn out that way
        G
I think even the Good Lord, he understands
            C           A
I?m at that point in my career
           G
They don?t sell a lot of records
         D                  G
But they sure sell a lot of beer

[Chorus]
        G
I don?t sell a lot of records
      Bb                 A
But I sure sell a lot of beer