G     C              Em
  He never had cool stories
                       G
He doesn't make your heart beat
C                 Em
Used to love his mystery
                    G
But now he's just exhausting
  C          Em                       G
Another day spent just laying in his room
      C         Em
The stench of incense
                       G
And some undelivered food


[Interlude]

C Em Em

G C Em Em


[Chorus]

G    D    Em
And she thought
         C                 G
"What if he thinks I'm the one?
             D             Em
And I'll be forced to rot away
      C             G
With him and his obsessions
       D      Em     C
With trivial things
           G                D             Em            C       G
Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with"


[Interlude]

C Em Em

G C Em Em


[Verse 2]

G      C               Em
 And when you hold his hands
                       G
It doesn't feel like flying
     C                  Em
And when you take his breath away
                     G
He might as well be dying
     C                Em
And you're dying to breathe
                       G    C
You're trapped in his cage
            Em
And it's shrinking


[Chorus]

G    D    Em
And she thought
         C              G
"What if he just never leaves?
          D               Em
Or if he doesn't get the message?
        C                G
And he doesn't hear my pleas?"
    D                  Em      C
So she just started screaming


[Outro]

  G        D        Em   C
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D        Em   C
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D       Em   C
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D        Em  C
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C
"Oh, Why can't he just bore me to death?"