Watch the pirates coming ashore
Now flee in fear
If they find you they will steal your soul
and drink your beer (your beeeeer!)

With rotting eyes and swollen tongues
They make their way towards your shed
They sense your stench of fear

So stand and fight or run away
You are a lost cause all the same
As the rotten buccaneers draw near

They cut you up and let you bleed
As Jolly Roger's flying high
You should have gone Running Wild

They nail you down onto the deck
And excavate your precious spleen
Now you're just another corpse defiled

Privateers of death are sailing
Seven seas in search of loot
Bounty made of guts and innards
Replacements for decaying flesh

They sever your head and suck on your spine
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!
They rip you apart and reclaim your limbs
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!
Aaaaargghh!

Your soul is forever in pain
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!
Your body scattered and torn
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!

With rotting eyes and swollen tongues
They make their way towards your shed
They sense your stench of fear

So stand and fight or run away
You are a lost cause all the same
As the rotten buccaneers draw near

They cut you up and let you bleed
As Jolly Roger's flying high
You should have gone Running Wild

They nail you down onto the deck
And excavate your precious spleen
Now you're just another corpse defiled

Privateers of death are sailing
Seven seas in search of loot
Bounty made of guts and innards
Replacements for decaying flesh

Your soul is forever in pain
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!
Your body scattered and torn
The Pirates of Cary B. Aargh!
Of caribbeaaarrgghh!