Here you are on a boat
You're adrift
You're afloat
One might even say you're stuck
Well, I don't want to gloat but
I would like to note that you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters
So forget about your wives and daughters!
First mate, introduce me to them please!

He's a big and scary
Elegant and hairy
Feared, inspiring
Years till retiring
Looting, stealing
Banana peeling!
Undisputed master of the seas!

That's me!
Tis' he!
It's me!
Tis' he!
That's me!
Tis' he!
Okay, okay

I'm a primate pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers
All of whom were once lost souls like you

It's true!

He rescued us!
He saved our butts!
For that we owe our lives to Gutt
And assuming he doesn't kill you
You will owe him too!

Here we are on ship
Moving at quite a clip
Through the ever shifting ice

Come along on a trip
That's a hint
That's a tip
That's good advice

In a world that's going under
To survive you must learn to plunder
Luckily that's my field of expertise

He's a robbing, thieving
(We really should be leaving)
Weapon throwing
(We gotta get going)
Sloth slaying
(Wish we could be staying)

Undisputed
Uncontested
Monkey suited
Yeah you guessed it!
Master of the seas!

That's me!
Tis' he!
That's me!
Tis' he!
It's who?
It's you!
Just testing
I knew
It's me!