C 
Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do 
                                C 
I'd go downtown, buy a Mercury or two 
F                              C                  
Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury 
       Am                  G                    C 
Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up & down the road 


C 
Well the girl I loved, stole her from a friend 
                        C 
He got lucky stole her back again 
F                                        C      
She heard he had a Mercury, Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury 
       Am                  G                    C 
Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 


C 
Well hey now woman don't you look so fine 
                        C 
Drivin round in your Mercury 49 
F                                  C  
Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury 
       Am                  G                    C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 


C 
Well my baby went out, she didn't stay long 
                        C 
Bought herself a Mercury come a-cruisin' home 
F                                  C  
Crazy bout a Mercury, yeah she's crazy bout a Mercury 
       Am                  G                    C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 


C 
Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do 
C 
I'd go downtown buy a Mercury or two 
F                              C 
Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury 
          Am                     G                     F 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 
          Am                     G                     F 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road 
          Am                     G                     C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.