Em C F7 Dm

C                                      Am
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Dm                              B7
Similar events in cities across America
E7                              Am
Events which bore a striking resemblance
       Dm                 C          G
To the ones you have just seen began occurring

C                                      Am
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
     Dm                              B7
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
          E7                            Am
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of fly trap
        Dm                C          G
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood

         C                            Dm7
Thus the plants worked their terrible will
        Dm                              Em
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
        E7                  F         Dm
And the plants proceeded to grow, and grow
      Em                         C
And began what they came here to do
Dm                    B7
Which was essentially to 
    C
Eat Cleveland
    C
And Des Moines
    C
And Peoria
        D7
And New York
         G
And this theater!

D C G D C

D                              B7
They may offer you fortune and fame
D                            E
Love and money and instant acclaim
E                           B7             E
But whatever they offer you don't feed the plants!

D                                B7
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
D                       E
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
E                           B7             E 
But whatever they offer you don't feed the plants!

E         A          C      B
Look out, here comes Audrey II
E         A      C        B
Look out, here i come for you
B
(Here I come for you, here I come for you, here I come for you)

D                                 B7
Hold your hat and hang on to your soul
D                                   E
Something's coming to eat the world whole
D                                B7
If we fight it we've still got a chance 
E
But whatever they offer you
E
Though they're slopping the trough for you
E 
Please whatever they offer you
B7             E                    G#m F#m
Don't feed the plants (We'll have tomorrow)
E     D    B7  E F#m G#m E
Don't feed the plants!