I kow it’s Saturday night and we’re strutting through the town
And I dig you looking sexy but can’t you tone it down
OK, so you’re a hot shot, el macho man supreme
But I can’t handle all these chicks they want to strip you clean

Do me a favor, don’t be so cool
Do me a favor, act like a fool
Do me a favor, don’t be so great
Do me a favor, just play it straight

You’re begging for attention of that there is no doubt
You’d love to watch those girlies scream and watch them all pass out
They look at you with lusty eyes and hope that you’ll respond
I think they’d like to take you round the back and try you on

Do me a favor, don’t be so cool
Do me a favor, act like a fool

Do me a favor, don’t be so great
Do me a favor, just play it straight

I’m tired of feeling bitchy and I’d like to have a rest
But every time I turn my back you put me to the test
Sometimes I think I’d like to put a bag over your head
And other times I’d like to leave you home tied to the bed

Do me a favor, don’t be so cool
Do me a favor, act like a fool
Do me a favor, don’t be so great
Do me a favor, just play it straight