Bm
welcome to:
              A                     E
no amount of stoned makes you feel ok
        Bm
welcome to:
             A                                  E
this year's alone - brought to you by Christmas day
        Bm
welcome to:
                  A                   E
the darkness into which prayin people pray 
     D
it's quiet here except for this song
         F#m
now that everybody's gone
    A    E
but hey
                             Bm       A
least you don't have to play along today
                E                Bm    A    E
you know you don't have to play along.... 

        Bm
welcome to:
                A                               E
something like elation when you first open your eyes
            Bm
just cuz it means 
               A                         E
that you musta finally got to sleep last night
        Bm
welcome to:
                 A                       E
the precipice between groundlessness and flight
          D
yeah it's quiet here except for this song
         F#m
now that everybody's gone
    A    E
but hey
                             Bm       A
least you don't have to play along today
                E               Bm    A
you know you don't have to play along
       E               Bm    A
you don't have to play along
       E               Bm    A    E
you don't have to play along

                       Bm
besides which, welcome to:
             A                        E
taking the good stuff down off of the shelf
            Bm
and welcome to:
                  A              E
the art of conversation with yourself
        Bm
welcome to:
           A        E
humming an unbroken tune all day long
         D              F#m
yes it's quiet here
    A    E
but hey
                             Bm       A
least you don't have to play along today
                E          Bm
you know you don't have to play
                       A
you don't have to play along today
       E
you don't have to play
Bm  A7
haa-aaa-aiii
Bm  A7
haa-aaa-aiii
Bm          A           E
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm          A           E
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm          A           E
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm          A           E
ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah