I'm almost 25, but I feel like I'm 17
I don't eat greens and never keep my bedroom clean
I don't care about politics, I never read the news
I just stay up late, procrastinate and watch cartoons
And when I'm tying my laces, I still make two bunny ears
And I watch all my friends settle down as days turn into years
And I still sleep all alone, because I've never learned to share
My success with anybody, but I swear

If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up

I'm almost 25, but I feel like a little girl
Who would rather spend her time in an imaginary world
I'll accept your invitation and I'll make up an excuse
For why I simply cannot make it, that's why people call me rude
I'll only ever trust you if you make a pinky promise
But I'll still tell you anything, I'm way too fucking honest
And I always talk the loudest until everybody stares
Because I'm desperate for attention, but I swear

If I could shut up
If I could shut up
I would shut the fuck
Up

I wish I could be more like you
Mature enough to see things through
But everything I start, I quit
'Cause I am still a little kid
While everyone around me grows
I'm standing on my tippy toes
These shoes feel like they'll never fit
'Cause I am still a little kid

I am still a little kid
I am still a little kid
I am still a little kid

If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up
If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up