D               A    F#               Bm 
As I walk along this road paved with human kindness
       G        D             A
I can never forget the price you've paid
       D           A       F#          Bm   
I'm an actor on a role, an artificial virus
          G   D           A         A4 A
I'm your daddy, I'm your disgrace
         G              D             F#             Bm
I say, "Kid just move along we don't want it, don't need it
      G      D            A
Your politics just breed despair"
     G              D     F#            Bm        G
I salute an empty flag of ancient tribalism and trust me 
        F#     (F# F#5+ F#)   (F#4 F#)
Nobody cares ...  For I  ...  am your

 Bm    G     D     A
Candidate
       Bm             G       D     A
I am bloody lips and makeup  (uh)  (uh)
          Bm   G     D   A
I'm your caliphate
   Bm            G      D    A
Opioids and mutilation
    Bm    G    D    A
A celebrity 
        Bm           G       D     A
And my name is competition  (uh)  (uh)
              Bm        G     D         A               
I've come to bear your pain (bear your pain) 
           Bm
And I can make it go away

I'll make it go away, 

I'll make it go away (ay, ay, ay)

[Solo] D  A  F#  Bm  G  D  A  A 
       D  A  F#  Bm  G  D  A  A  

   G                   D               F#             Bm
Believers, dupes and clowns I want you all to gather 'round
     G       D            A
To glorify ignorance and fear 
      G            D            F#             Bm
I dispense misinformation to a post-truth generation
    G
My darlings
              F#    (F# F#5+ F#)   (F#4 F#)
Don't shed a tear ...  For I  ...  am your

 Bm    G     D     A
Candidate
       Bm             G       D     A
I am bloody lips and makeup  (uh)  (uh)
          Bm   G     D   A
I'm your caliphate
   Bm            G      D    A
Opioids and mutilation
      Bm     G    D    A
An hermaphrodite 
        Bm                 G        D     A
In restrooms and service stations  (uh)  (uh)
         Bm        G     D         A               
I truly feel your pain (feel your pain) 
           Bm
And I can make it go away

I'll make it go away 
      G            F#
I'll make it go awa-ay!

[Final] Bm