G                            C                     G
I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
    C                G            A             D
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
   C                        G            C      G       Em
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
    C         G                   D              Em         G
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

[Verse 2]
     G                          C           G
My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess
     C               G            A                   D
The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess
C                G           C        G    Em
Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol
    C               G                 D                    G
I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all

[Chorus]
     C                       G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
     C             G            A             D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C                    G                  C          G         Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
      C                G             D             G
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

[Verse 3]
G                            C               G
Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall
C                G                  A                  D
Drink it halfway down and stop you dare not drink it all
        C              G           C    G      Em
Take half a shot of whiskey make Jameson the call,
      C                 G             D           G
Then top the shot with Bailey's get ready for a ball.

[Verse 4]
G                                      C               G
Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray,
    C                 G           A           D
If you ain't got the gonads get up and walk away.
C                      G                C        G       Em
Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down,
 C                    G          D          G
Last one empty on the bar will buy another round.

[Chorus]
     C                       G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
     C             G            A             D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C                    G                  C          G         Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
      C                G             D             G
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

[Solo]
G   C   G   C   G    A    D   C   G    C    G   Em   C    G   D    G
G   C   G   C   G    A    D   C   G    C    G   Em   C    G   D    G

[Verse 5]
   G                            C                     G
I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
    C                G            A             D
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
   C                        G            C      G       Em
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
    C         G                   D              G
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

[Chorus]
     C                       G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
     C             G            A             D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C                    G                  C          G         Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
      C                G            D     Em
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness...
  C                  G           D
Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness...

[Solo]
G   C   G   C   G    C   D
G   C   G   C   G    C   D
G   C   G   C   G    C   D
G   C   G   C   G    C   D   G