C                            F                          
   The committee, they asked me to be the one 

   to pick the band to play the prom
     G
   I said I wanted Frankenstein
C                                  F
   They said that Frankenstein was not a band
   
   Could you get Dracula?
                   G
   Whatever you do, don't get the mummy

F                  Dm              G              C
   Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels (x3)
F                  Dm    G
   Don't get the mummy...     drunk

C                              F   
   I'm into Pavement, it's my favorite band
    
   I got their DVD, I've watched it 50 times
G
   You'll love it, baby
C                             F
   I'm more alternative than Suicide Girls

   I got something in my pocket
                   G
   Eagles tickets, front row

   Joe Walsh, go!

F                  Dm              G              C
   Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels (x3)
F                  Dm    G          Am
   Don't get the mummy...     drunk


                    C
Don't get the mummy
                     Am
Don't get the mummy drunk
                       C
Don't get the mummy drunk
               Am
Don't get him drunk
                      C
Don't get the mummy drunk
                      Am
Don't get the mummy drunk