My best friend is a toad
Linfo is his name
He don't mind if I burp
I guess because he sounds the same
I've tried to get around with humans
Humans are fucked up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a fuck
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a fuck
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Cause they just wanna have fun
Everytime I go to swamps
I really feel at home
I've tried to get some human pussies
Human pussies are fucked up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a fuck
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a fuck
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
So don't you ever question
When you see
Another crazy sucker like me
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad